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When Penguins Fly: An Ascension Enhancement Project - Hardcover
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by Andrew Patrick Craig (Author)
When Penguins Fly: An Ascension Enhancement Project
By: Andrew Patrick CraigMy full name is Andrew Patrick Timothy Michael Craig. My Pops gave me that name, though he never intended to. It is quite a name: Catholic Saints, an Apostle, and an Archangel.It also has very powterful and symmetrical numerology, packed with master numbers: 11,33,11,33,11, yielding a 99-power number. The consonants also produce a 22-master number and a 99-power number. And my birthday yields a 33-master number before being reduced to a 6-lifepath. So, two 99s (enlightenment) three 11s (spiritual messenger) one 22 (manifestation) and three 33s (compassion consciousness). Lastly, it will be 99-years old before my birthday again produces a 33-master number.
My Pops had master's degrees in mathematics and chemical engineering but also had a personality disorder. I was severely beaten and belittled for most of my first 20 years. In my second 20 years, I thought I had overcome the trauma: undergraduate and graduate degrees with honors; marriage; and a job as the "numbers" man on hostile takeover transactions, which would equate to the recapitalization of more than a half a trillion dollars of assets using current market levels.
However, my wife went off the ranch while I was doing that, leaving me back at square one, beaten and belittled as worthless. I turned to Higher Spiritualism for an answer, and it turns out I came to this planet to live exactly this life, to overcome it, and to help others do the same.
In two generations, we will likely have 25 billion people on the planet, leading to catastrophic collapse. If so, only higher order consciousness can alter that outcome. Sex, money, and power consciousness cannot. I would be honored if you would read my book and get in the game.
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