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'Twas the Night Before Christmas, Y'All - Hardcover
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by Landon Bryant (Author), Alice Pattullo (Illustrator)
It's Christmas in the South! Viral sensation and TikTok creator Landon Bryant reimagines the classic "The Night Before Christmas" poem with a unique and humorous Southern twist.
Merry Christmas and welcome to the South--home of sweet tea, boiled peanuts, wide front porches, and thick Southern drawls. No one knows Christmas--Southern-style--like Landon Bryant, the viral sensation and TikTok creator behind @LandonTalks. In Landon's reimagining of the iconic "The Night Before Christmas" poem, you'll be invited to nestle up all snug on your pallet and dream of divinity and strawberry pretzel salad. Discover what happens when quick as all get-out, a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer start pawin' and prancin' each little hoof on the roof of Landon's house. You'll be fixin' to clutch your pearls when St. Nicholas comes down the chimney with a bound! As a bonus, Landon also shares his favorite family recipe for sweet potato casserole and a glossary for decoding Southern slang and favorite Southern-isms. Whether you live in the South or just love Southern culture, this adorably charming gift book is going to be your favorite Christmas staple for years to come. I swanny!Author Biography
Landon Bryant is a dynamic force in the world of social media, rapidly gaining fame as an influential Southern storyteller. You likely know Landon from his often hilarious, sometimes controversial (when it comes to sugar or salt on grits), and always insightful "let's discuss..." monologues on Southern culture. His journey, however, roots back to his days as an acclaimed art teacher whose passion for education continues but now with a much wider audience. Known for his captivating speaking engagements and Southern flair, Landon leaves audiences deeply satisfied with his influential and authentic voice from the South.
Alice Pattullo is an illustrator based in East London. Alice works on commissioned illustrations for a variety of clients including Gardens Illustrated, Batsford, Country Living, Crabtree and Evelyn, Design for Today, Faber, Kew Gardens, Fortnum and Mason, Quarto, Little Toller, Selvedge, The V&A Museum, and The Village Voice.Pay with
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