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Professor Birdsong's - BEST! 207 Dumbest & Weird Criminal Stories - Paperback
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by Leonard Birdsong (Author)
This volume of Professor Birdsong's Best is a collection of his favorite funniest 207 stories culled from the ten humor books he has written since 2010. The Professor has had fun bringing you stories from his two series, Dumbest Criminals Law Stories and Weird Criminal Law Stories. He writes these books just for his fun and for your reading enjoyment. This volume should bring you many good laughs. Professor Birdsong knows that it is good to get a good laugh at least once every day. These stories are truly some of his best from all around the world like: * The story about the West Virginia man, who tried to rob a video store with an empty cheese box, which he said, contained a bomb who ran from the store when the clerk refused him money. * The armed robbery story from Germany wherein an armless managed to steal a TV from a store using clamps that was attached to his body by an accomplice. * The Ohio police officer suspended from the force for winning a $450 bet by dunking his head in a bucket of urine. * The stupid Chicago bank robber who handed the teller a note on the back of his pay stub which contained his name and address. * The Florida woman who caught her cheating husband with another woman and hit him in the head with a carton of Rocky Road ice cream. And so many other stories about dumb and weird criminals that make this anthology worth reading and will make you laugh out loud
Author Biography
Professor Birdsong received his J.D. from the Harvard Law School and his B.A. from Howard University. He teaches law in Orlando, Florida. After graduation from law school, he worked four years at the law firm of Baker Hostetler. He then entered into a varied and distinguished career in government service. He served as a diplomat with the U.S. State Department with various postings in Nigeria, Germany and the Bahamas. Professor Birdsong later served as a federal prosecutor. After leaving government service, and before he began teaching, Professor Birdsong was in private law practice in Washington, D.C. www.BirdsongLaw.com lbirdsong@barry.edu
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