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Ni Casa, Ni Curro, Ni Cactus / No House, No Gig, Not Even a Cactus - Paperback
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by Teresa Gareche (Author)
El humor de Teresa Gareche, la reina de la comedia dramática en TikTok con más de 800.000 seguidores, llega por fin a las librerías.
Cuando me di cuenta de que acababa de cumplir treinta y tres años, de que no me iban a renovar en el curro, de que no conseguiría cumplir mi sueño de ser actriz y de que mi enésimo intento de relación estable se estaba yendo a pique, entendí que mi vida se hundía como el Titanic (lentamente, pero sin música de violines).
When it hit me that I had just turned thirty-three, my gig was being canceled, my acting dreams were a failure and yet another attempt at a stable relationship was going down the drain, I realized that my life was sinking like the Titanic (slowly, but with no violins). And so, with my ship taking on water, I couldn't help but wonder: "Is packing up my wounded pride and going home to my parents really the only option?" We all think our thirties will be fabulous until we realize that nothing has turned out the way we planned. Navigate this glorious decade with Teresa Gareche as your guide, in an original and madcap story that will make a generation laugh out loud.
Author Biography
Teresa Gareche (Santander, 1992) estudió CAFyD en la Universidad de León. Hace ocho años se trasladó a Madrid para centrarse en sus estudios de interpretación actoral en La Central de Cine y en Sucursales Emocionales.
En la actualidad desarrolla su trabajo como creadora de contenido a través de los perfiles de @teresagareche en TikTok e Instagram.Pay with
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