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Fart Squad #2: Fartasaurus Rex - Paperback
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by Seamus Pilger (Author), Stephen Gilpin (Illustrator)
It's the second adventure from the smelt-it, dealt-it, you-can-fasten-your-seat-belt-but-they-might-melt-it . . . fearless FART SQUAD! This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and port-a-potties full of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish.
When Darren Stonkadopolis and the rest of the Fart Squad are bussed off to the Natural History Museum, Darren melts a petrified tar pit with a volcano-hot fart. And when he does, he lets out what the pit had been holding in--the deadliest farter in all history, the ferocious Fartasaurus Rex. Now it's up to the Fart Squad to chow down, power up, and blast this prehistoric beast back to the Flatulent Age before the whole town becomes fossil fuel!
"If you can smell what this dino had for lunch, you might be dinner!"--It's a Gas with Smooth Flo on WCPU
"Fart attacks are up 82 percent all over the city. Sneak fart attacks are up 90 percent."--Good Morning, Buttzville
"The business end of this dino means business!"--PassingtonPost.com
- An Unlikely Superhero Adventure: Darren and his friends weren't looking for trouble, but when you're powered by radioactive burritos, trouble has a way of finding you.
- A Dinosaur Like No Other: The Fartasaurus Rex has been unleashed on Buttzville! But this prehistoric beast might have a surprising secret... if the Squad can get close enough to find out.
- Hilarious Bathroom Humor: Get ready for volcano-hot farts, petrified tar pits, and a beast from the Flatulent Age in a story packed with potty humor from start to finish.
- Perfect for Reluctant Readers: With fast-paced action, short chapters, and silly illustrations, this is the ideal series to get kids hooked on reading--especially fans of Captain Underpants.
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Standing up against bad guys (and downwind of everyone else), it's the smelt-it, dealt-it, you-can-fasten-your-seat-belt-but-they-might-melt-it . . . the fearless Fart Squad!
When Darren Stonkadopolis and the rest of the Fart Squad were bussed off to the Natural History Museum, they had no idea that a couple of gulps of root beer could mean the end of Buttzville.
But when Darren melts a petrified tar pit with a volcano-hot fart, he lets out what the pit had been holding in--the deadliest farter in all history, the ferocious Fartasaurus Rex. Now it's up to the Fart Squad to chow down, power up, and blast this prehistoric beast back to the Flatulent Age before the whole town becomes fossil fuel!
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