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Funny Golf Book For Men. Tee'd Off: The Best Golfer's Excuses, Quotes & Jokes - Paperback
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by Golf Masters (Author)
The ultimate golf gift for men who have everything! This funny golf book is perfect for golfers who appreciate a good laugh on and off the course, even if it's at their own expense.
A comical collection of the best, most absurd, and relatable golfer's excuses ever heard or used on the fairway and green. This professionally illustrated golf excuses book is filled with witty and sometimes corny one-liners, jokes, excuses, anecdotes and inspirational quotes from some of the best golf players in the world.
- Bring laughter to your golf game with our funny golf books for men, packed with witty jokes and quotes.Never lose face on the green again with this golf excuses book - the perfect gift for the golfer who has everything.A fun golf accessory for men: they can even pack this book in their golf bag if they run out of excuses!Ideal present for the man in your life who loves golf, our golf books for men will have him laughing from the first tee to the eighteenth green.Professionally illustrated
Packed with chuckles on every page to excuse wayward shots, sliced drives, hooks, topped balls, missed putts, and general frustration from the game they love - it's the perfect funny golf book for men who are passionate about their long and short game, even if the flair and finesse is sometimes lacking. Whether it's for your husband, father/dad, uncle, or best friend, it will bring a smile to the face of any man who loves their golf. An ideal birthday gift, present for dad on Father's Day, or secret Santa surprise, retirement gift, office gift or leaving gift for men.
Each page of this golf joke book is filled with the most hilarious excuses you could imagine, making it one of the best silly golf gifts.
Do any of these excuses sound familiar?
✓ "That was just a practice swing"
✓ "I play for exercise, not for score"
✓ "The sun was in my eyes"
Then this is the perfect book for them.
If you're looking for golf gifts for men who have everything, this hilarious handbook is the perfect solution. It's more than just another golf book; it's a shared love of golf humour that only the frustrated golfer and anyone unlucky enough to listen to them can appreciate.
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