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Sex Toy Story - Paperback
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by Brad Gosse (Author)
When parents go to sleep. Their toys will play. But tomorrow is another. Valentine's day. Dad bought mom a gift. It's not chocolate or flowers. They'll soon be replaced. And it won't work in the shower. Bye bye bunny rabbit. Farewell pocket rocket. Moms special new toy. Plugs into a socket. No more balls made of steel. Anal beads, it's the end. No more veiny dildo. Say goodbye double end. Dust will gather on egg-y. No more Peggy strap-on. Mommy's new friend is...
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