Books by splitShops
Help Lord, I Married A Golfer: Surviving bogeys, sand traps, rain delays, and penalties - Paperback
$29.05
In stock - Ready to be shipped
Current availability: available to order. Shipping charges, applicable taxes, the final order total, and available payment methods are shown during checkout before payment. Delivery timing varies by item and fulfillment origin. Standard U.S. returns are by mail for eligible new, unopened items within 30 days of carrier delivery. Customers pay standard return shipping; there is no restocking fee. Approved refunds are issued within 5 business days after the return is received and inspected. Standard exchanges are not offered.
by Stephanie M. Captain (Author)
The Code
1. Never, never, ever tell him to, "Take his clubs and shove them" (at least not where he can hear you). 2. Hit not thy husband with an iron! 3. No aiding and abetting golf equipment (this includes backing over it with the car). 4. Sell not thou husband's golf clubs in a garage sale. 5. Thou shall not put his golf tees in the fire place. 6. Thou shall not become a heckler. 7. The score card is the little black book you don't throw away. 8. Golf carts are driven over bridges, not into them. 9. Trophies are not paperweights. 10. You do NOT get a parking privilege for his handicap.Pay with
Your transaction is protected with advanced security measures to keep your information confidential
Clear Information Before You Order
Cindi Book is the trade name of Cindi Book LLC, a Texas-registered online-only retailer. We provide clear contact, shipping, return, and checkout information so customers can make informed purchasing decisions.
Business & Customer Care
Cindi Book LLC
2124 Cactus Ct, Keller, TX 76248
Administrative office only; no storefront or local pickup.
214-308-1733 · info@cindibook.com
Monday–Friday, 8:00 AM–5:00 PM CT
Shipping Transparency
Orders ship within the United States. Most delivery estimates fall within 5–11 business days, depending on the item and fulfillment origin. Shipping charges are displayed at checkout before payment.
Returns & Refunds
Standard U.S. returns are accepted for eligible new, unopened items within 30 days of carrier delivery. Returns are by mail. Customers are responsible for standard return shipping, there is no restocking fee, and standard exchanges are not offered. Once an approved return is received and inspected, the refund is issued to the original payment method within 5 business days. Damaged, defective, or incorrect items are handled at no return-shipping cost to the customer.
Payment & Checkout
Checkout is processed securely through Shopify. Shipping charges, applicable taxes, the final order total, and available payment methods are shown before you submit payment.
Order Responsibility
Some items may ship from Cindi Book or U.S.-based publishing, manufacturing, or distribution suppliers that fulfill orders for Cindi Book. Cindi Book LLC remains the customer-service contact for order questions, delivery support, returns, and refunds.